HOBBIES

Container Saving

A deeply nostalgic and space-Consuming hobby where you collect every plastic tub, jar, and oddly shaped tin with the intention of “using it for something someday.” You won’t. But that’s…

Shower Standing

If you find yourself standing under running water with no clear plan, letting time pass without adjusting anything, this is Shower Standing.

Guided Image Assembly

If you find yourself fitting small, irregular pieces together with the quiet confidence that an image will eventually appear, this is Guided Image Assembly.

Fly Shooing

If you find yourself trying to guide a fly out of your home without harming it, this is Fly Shooing.

Giving Up On A DIY Project

If you find yourself buying supplies, setting everything up, and then stopping, this is Giving Up on a DIY Project.

Auto-Correct Surrendering

If you find yourself typing something slightly wrong and letting the algorithm decide what you meant, this is Auto-Correct Surrendering.

Pre-Fold Collapsing

If you find yourself reaching the point of folding laundry and then not continuing, this is Pre-Fold Collapse.

Squirrel Watching

If you find yourself watching a squirrel for longer than expected, tracking its decisions, this is Squirrel Watching.

Turning Your Computer Off by Waiting for a Car to Hit a Telephone Pole

If you find yourself avoiding shutting down your computer and waiting for something external to handle it, this is this Turning Your Computer Off by Waiting for a Car to…

Speculating

If you find yourself confidently explaining how things are connected without checking any of it, this is Speculating.

Energy Mustering

If you find yourself sitting still, preparing to do something but not starting, this is Energy Mustering.

Dish Soaking

If you find yourself filling the sink and deciding the dishes need time before you do anything, this is Dish Soaking.

Napping

If you find yourself lying down for a few minutes to reset and waking up later with new problems, this is Napping.

Trash Stacking

If you find yourself adding one more piece of trash to a full can instead of taking it out, this is Trash Stacking.