HOBBIES

Loitering

Loitering

The timeless hobby of remaining somewhere without a sufficiently satisfying explanation.
People Watching

People Watching

People Watching is the observational hobby of quietly studying strangers in public spaces and inventing entire emotional narratives for them based on almost no evidence.
Dryer Sheet Sniffing

Dryer Sheet Sniffing

Dryer Sheet Sniffing is the delicate domestic hobby of opening a box of dryer sheets and briefly inhaling the manufactured promise of cleanliness without doing laundry.
Eye Resting

Eye Resting

The restorative hobby of closing your eyes for a few seconds, minutes, or accidentally an entire afternoon while insisting you are not asleep.
Mulling

Mulling

Mulling is the low-movement hobby of slowly turning the same thought over and over until it achieves neither resolution nor flavor, but does become strangely familiar.
Movement Outsourcing

Movement Outsourcing

Movement Outsourcing is the hobby of using delivery apps to order from places within walking distance
Container Saving

Container Saving

A deeply nostalgic and space-Consuming hobby where you collect every plastic tub, jar, and oddly shaped tin with the intention of “using it for something someday.” You won’t. But that’s…
Shower Standing

Shower Standing

If you find yourself standing under running water with no clear plan, letting time pass without adjusting anything, this is Shower Standing.
Guided Image Assembly

Guided Image Assembly

If you find yourself fitting small, irregular pieces together with the quiet confidence that an image will eventually appear, this is Guided Image Assembly.
Fly Shooing

Fly Shooing

If you find yourself trying to guide a fly out of your home without harming it, this is Fly Shooing.
Auto-Correct Surrendering

Auto-Correct Surrendering

If you find yourself typing something slightly wrong and letting the algorithm decide what you meant, this is Auto-Correct Surrendering.
Pre-Fold Collapsing

Pre-Fold Collapsing

If you find yourself reaching the point of folding laundry and then not continuing, this is Pre-Fold Collapse.
 Squirrel Watching

 Squirrel Watching

If you find yourself watching a squirrel for longer than expected, tracking its decisions, this is Squirrel Watching.
Speculating

Speculating

If you find yourself confidently explaining how things are connected without checking any of it, this is Speculating.
Energy Mustering

Energy Mustering

If you find yourself sitting still, preparing to do something but not starting, this is Energy Mustering.
Dish Soaking

Dish Soaking

If you find yourself filling the sink and deciding the dishes need time before you do anything, this is Dish Soaking.
Napping

Napping

If you find yourself lying down for a few minutes to reset and waking up later with new problems, this is Napping.
Trash Stacking

Trash Stacking

If you find yourself adding one more piece of trash to a full can instead of taking it out, this is Trash Stacking.

Get New Hobbies, Occasionally

A quiet publication documenting low-effort pursuits as they emerge. Delivered periodically. No urgency implied.
For internal distribution only

Get New Hobbies, Occasionally

A quiet stream of low-effort hobbies, delivered periodically.

Each issue features one simple pursuit, along with light guidance for those considering participation.
For internal distribution only